Friday, June 17, 2005

How We Ended Up at the Zoo


A goat!

The trick is to come very close to tears at breakfast, "you don't appreciate the level of anxiety this schedule change has created for me." Add other modifiers to suit individual needs. By lunch you can look forward to the offer of "do you ladies want to go to the zoo? I can take a day off." Remember to stipulate ice cream before agreeing.

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2 comments:

ddt/pdx said...

It was a trap! A trap!

jdt said...

It was not a trap. The schedule change has created an undue amount of anxiety.